Since I'm all about providing quality comfort for your exclusive stay in Allantown, this year I have decided to make a special offer of opening up the ability to stay in these fine units:
"The Party package"
This roomy unit is equipped with custom features such as a microwave oven, breakfast nook, and captains chair front seating out the main bay window. A perfect place to entertain guests! It's famous for donating it's 402 big block motor to the budget Suburban, and has other nicknames such as "The Duct Tape Motorhome".

"Old Dave's Old Faithful"
Take it from the words of Old Dave... it drives like a dream. And let your nightmares come true too, in this 21ft cozy cube. It features a nice bass sound due to a blown out muffler, and has been known to lift the front tires off the ground powered with a strong Chevy 350 V8. yes, thats right, this one still runs! Paint updated to "Arizona tan" since picture. It was even a candidate to be in the "Allan Productions Sequel Movie: Race with the Devil 2". But don't be tempted to take it for a spin to get away from the evil people, it's already sold and waiting to be picked up.
Be one of the last to stay in this fun little unit before it drives off from Allantown forever!

"The Bunkhouse"
Built in the late 1960's, this luxurious abode is surrounded with fine aluminum siding, and real wood framing and interior. It had a skylight, and now features all natural air conditioning.

"The Bachelor's Pad"
With special seating for two, and extra air conditioning, this unit even comes equipped with a rollbar! It has received several downgrades since this photo, making it a very unique and fun place to stay! The seats swivel to privide hours of fun as you view the wonders of natural junkyard views at it's finest through the detached front window, that was removed by prior winters.

"The Family Retreat"
Slide away into the eastern woods of Allantown in this refreshing "Open Road" top of the line RV unit, complete with spacious back room areas, and it even is equipped with a non-running generator. Nothing like keeping the family active and in shape by rigourous physical activity, and what better way to do that, but to access your fabulous accomodation by climbing in the back side window.
This would make your weekend one to never forget!!

So reserve your place to stay now before they're all taken!!! Free items off the menu at the Espresso stand if you stay in any of these! Get them while they're hot, and before we burn 'em down.
